Is he just sleeping on a park bench? Nobody knows where he may wind up.
Sometimes he disappears for days at a time, then shows up in a bikini and claims he just won a hooters contest. Where's Barney Doodle? Read on...
I fell asleep on the...
I fell asleep on the toilet. I was really tired from watching soap operas on TV.
When I woke up an hour later my jewels were blue from the toilet bowel cake.
