When I was a kid I used to dream about Paris. I thought that's where french fries came from and I really liked french fries.
Today I'm older and wiser and I have actually traveled to Paris! I still can't believe how lucky I am to be here. It is truly "the City of Lights."
It's a gorgeous place and it's full of french girls! Wow, what a place. Just think, the home of french kissing. Amazing.
I got a beret at the airport and I wear it everywhere I go.
American tourists think I'm really french. Sometimes they come up to ask me directions and I mumble in a bad french accent and then I act all mad and walk away. I hope I don't give the french a bad reputation but it's so funny I can't resist.
I could stay here forever but I don't think I could get a permit. Money is going fast what with eating and all. Guess I'll have to cut back. More later.
Your friend, Barney Doodle
Reprinted from Oddwally.com
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